Write anything meaningful from these words

Are little worth remarking,

When she stands upright,

With her legs pressed together,

***

If we say of a woman only that “she has nicely arched eyebrows,” then clearly we had to look hard to see that, and the rest of her features are little worth remarking.

But I’ve read somewhere how to recognize a woman of the most utterly desirable bed-worthiness. That when she stands upright, with her legs pressed together, there should be a little, a tiny little triangle of daylight between her thighs and her artichoke.

(Sic)

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